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Valentine's Day pick-up lines to stay clear of

For the single fellas on Valentine’s Day: call up some of your boys and head out for a night on the town. If a young lady catches your eye, the Lake Front suggests not using the following pick-up lines:

1) “I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.”

2) “I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...”

3) “You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dream, I could only call you ‘baby.’”

4) “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

5) “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

6) “Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.”

7) “Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I have been touched by an angel?”

8) “If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McGorgeous!”

9) “Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package.”

10) “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”




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