A
question I ask my friends a lot is
to list the top five greatest rappers
(dead or alive). The only stipulation
is that Tupac and B.I.G. go without
saying. Most of the lists, including
mine, start with Jay-Z and Lil Wayne
at the top, and then it stays to about
10 different rappers that people list.
The other night I posed two different
questions to my peers: Who are the
most overrated rappers and who are
the most underrated?
Here are some of both:
OVERRATED
Flo-Rida
- People LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE him, and
I just don't get it. Have you heard
any of his songs? He's not rapping.
He's kinda singing or harmonizing
or something. I don't know what he's
doing, but whatever it is, it actually
made me second guess T-Pain AND Timbaland.
And this boy is huge. He looks like
he's been hitting the gym with Dr.
Dre. Don't you think he should be
rapping instead of singing his lyrics?
Yes, he does have a song with Lil
Wayne, and IT’S WACK, TOO! Except
Wayne's part. He wrecks.
T.I. - Why is he
the King? Because Lil Jon had him
on his song “Grand Finale”
with rappers like Nas, Bun B, and
Ice Cube? Because Pimp C agreed with
him? Sweet Jones said no one else
said it yet, so that makes T.I. King.
So the King of the South is determined
the same way you get the front seat?
Mike Jones - You
can play a drinking game with any
Mike Jones CD and get completely WASTED.
Every time he gives you his telephone
number, take a drink. Every time he
shouts out Ice Age and Rap-A-Lot,
take a drink. Every time he asks “who?”
tells you when his CD's coming out,
or repeats the same line one right
after another, then one more time,
take a drink. If you took his album,
“Who Is Mike Jones?” and
took out everything he repeated, this
CD would be three minutes long.
Jay-Z- HA! Just playin.
UNDERRATED
Jadakiss - Wayne asked him
to just do the chorus on “Poppin'
Bottles.” You must be at least
a little hot to have arguably the
best rapper alive ask you to jump
on his chorus. He's the only GOOD
rapper out of D-Block. Jada's “Ms.
Jackson” won the 50 battle for
me.
Bow Wow - THE FUTURE
OF RAP! Have I said that already?
Wait until his next CD. I don't know
anything about it, but I just feel
like the lyrical contents are going
to be outrageous.
Tyga - Skater rap
is blowing up. You got no choice but
to jump on it. He killed FOB's “Arms
Race” remix, freestyled over
“Hey There Delilah” and
his first single off “No Introduction”
(due out June 10), “Coconut
Juice,” is about to be the hot
banger of the summer. And, I'm pretty
sure he's a Spurs fan.
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